He'll ask for a band-aid, and when he looks in the medicine cabinet, he'll see aspirin and think its candy. He'll take
so many that they'll knock him out, and you'll have to splash a bucket of water on him to wake him up. The water will remind
him of his cruise in the Bahamas last summer, and you'll have to help him build a boat. He'll finish the boat when he'll realize
he doesn't have anywhere to sail it, so, you'll have to dig him a lake. You'll have to rent him a loader truck, and seeing
the truck will remind him of his days in the army. He'll ask for an army uniform, and chances are, if he askes for an army
uniform, he'll want a crewcut to go with it.