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If you give a monkey a mullet

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If you give a monkey a mullet, he'll ask for some hot shades to go with it. Wearing the shades will remind him of the eightys, so he'll probably ask for a tie-dye t-shirt. You wont have any, so he'll ask you to help him make one. You'll get out the food coloring, and it will remind him of his aunt Ethels color frosted sugar cookies, so he'll want to make a batch.

COOKIES!

He'll need to call his aunt for the recipe, so he'll ask to use the telephone. Seeing the telephone will remind him of his essay on Alexander graham bell due tomorrow, so he'll ask for a piece of paper and a pencil.

OH NO!

Seeing the paper will remind him of the trees in the jungle where he grew up, so he'll want to go there. You'll take him to a forest where he can climb, but on the way there the sun will come out. The bright sun will hurt his eyes, so he'll probably ask for some shades, and, chances are, if you give him the shades, he'll want a mullet to go with it.  

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