Mark:Ow...My knees just popped!

Tina H:Welcome to my world. That's all my knees ever do!

 

Zamar: You look like a dolphin, Hasseam!

Hasseam:You like like a marshmallow! You mad out of plastic!

 

Cara:Oy! He's such an M.S.G!

Mark: Yeah: M.S....Gorilla...

 

David: Does my butt make me look fat?

Luke: Yep.

David: Ohhh, I KNEW it!

 

Ted: You want pepperoni?

Steve B: Yes sir!

David B: Pepperoni cheers me up!

 

Xavier: Did you ever blackmail someone?

Greg C.: No, Why? Are you blackmailing someone?

Xavier: Um, yeah, I think so... 

 

Tyler: You know what, Mark?

Mark: What?

Tyler: I'm gonna throw you in the garbage, and kill you.

 

Mark: Who's gonna drive it?

Alex: Luke is; it's his truck!

Mark: He doesn't have a license!

Alex: So! He can get one at Wal*Mart!

 

Cara:That guy's not Mexican!

Luke: Who's not? The guy doing the tortillas?

Cara: No! Not him! He's purebred!

 

Billy: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Tim: I'd give you ten cents.

Luke: I want a steak.

 

Mark:I'll go get my air rifle.

Tim: you don't have an air rifle!

Mark: Well, I have one that's not an air rifle... 

 

Tim: hey, I'm not Steve B!

Luke: Me too!

 

Taken out of context:

Luke: C'mere, I wanna hug you!

Tim: No! Six! Dude, you're getting a Dell!Dude, you're getting a Dell!Dude, you're getting a Dell!

Luke: Alright, fire it up, Stinky!

 

Mark: you have a scratch on your neck.

Nick: Yeah. You know how I got it?

Mark: how?

Nick: DEATH...PAINT.

 

(luke farts)

Tim:Luke!

Luke:You can't stop human nature!

Tim:Yes you can...

Greg:All you need is a warclub!

Tim:...or a cork.

 

Robby: So...Are you guys, like, "best friends"?

Tim: Well, we'd be alot better friends if he didn't fart so darn much!

 

Carlos: Well, the rule about "no slaying of people and setting people's hair on fire" is kind of...

Tim: Well, what if someone came in and started slaying people and setting hair on fire?!?

Steve: Yeah, THEN you'll wish it was rule! 

 

Mark: Woah, this bike doesn't stop very well!

Steve: Well, it kind of does if you use the brakes...

 

Luke: Why do you wear those peices of junk...on your feet?

Steve: Oh, I thought you were going to say my ears.

 

Mark:Why'd you cut off your socks?

Steve: I think the better question is...do you have underwear on? 

 

Luke: Josh, time for bed.

Josh: No, I wanna watch the train movie.

Luke: No, I need to put you to bed.

Josh: No, I wanna watch the train movie!

Tim: Luke, tell him I said to go to bed.

Luke: Josh, Timmy says to go to bed.

Josh: Okay...I go to bed.

 

Martha:...yeah, Alex was drowning

in the middle of the lake, and Mark had

to go save him and you were just sitting there!

Jean: But the water was cold!*

 

Tim C.: See, It's just a matter of opinion.

Jesse: I don't like things that require my opinion.

Joey: That's because you're stupid and have no opinion.

 

April: You warned me when you were the one swearing all over the interenet!

Luke: Swearing!?! I wasn't swearing!!

April: You...You..You called me pottiemouth! 

 

Tim: My dad doesn't like bungee cords.

Luke: Why not?

Tim: Because every time he uses them, they pop up and hit him in the eye.

 

Dakota(talking to Tim): He won't let me play with the hot wheels track!

Tim: Yeah! 

 

Tim: I'm gonna borrow this, too.

Luke: okay.

Tim: Really?!? I'm so persuasive!

 

Tim: Becky and Andrea are really annoying. They were at my [soccer] practice today and they kept cheering and messing me up.

Luke: I would say something funny, except...

Tim: Except I would hit you with this hanger a lot!

 

Tim: Luke, look! It's a guy wearing camo and riding a Kawasaki!

Luke: Woah. Does that make him, like...immortal?

Tim: Yeah.

 

Luke: Alex, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Alex: Ummm, Wal-Mart! 

 

Bob: So what else is good here?

Luke: Well, I like the-

Mark: This is good, whatever it is!

 

Luke: It's not his fault you need your hearing checked.

Mark: Well, he needs his talking checked!

 

Mom: Mark, are your hands clean?

Mark: Yep, they're as clean as the back of my butt!

 

Tim: How does he think things up so quick?

Luke: I don't know!

Tim: Sometimes I can do that-

Luke: Me too!

Tim: but usually if i want to say something witty without thinking about it, i have to think about it for a while.