Extra...big...monkey!
Tim
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Tim-tim-tim-tim-tim...let's start off by saying that he's cooler than Justin Timberlake... Facts about Tim: Lets see... oh yeah: 1:Chocolate rules. 2:so do monkeys. 3:He has hair. 4:Okay, Okay, he knows more on that bass than "bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum" etc... 5:He's got more fruity! 6:Okay, so he doesn't...he wishes he did. 7:mmmm....fruity... 8:He's the cute one. 9:Hey, he said it first! 10: "cellophane...pink cellophane" 11: that had nothing to do with anything. ignore it 12: He makes big bucks. 13: He's empinada crazy! 14: (see fact#11) 15: boy, this is gettin' old... 16: like tim...you can call him "Gramps" 17: He loves that... 18: chocolate. 19: this just in: he wishes he were a ninja with a banjo on his knee. 20: He's a ladies man. 21:hahaa... 22:he's a three-timer! 23: he's magically delicious! 24: oH-WEE-OH...NABISC-o...(repeat) 25: if you think this is lame, phone: 1-800-555-EAT POOPOO. 26: excuse my language. 27: if you are under seven years of age, you never saw that. 28: go kiss a kosher today. 29: Got Jew? 30: "a couch is a wonderful thing" 31: i agree. 32: unless it's one of those really hard ones. 33: MY couch is a wonderful thing... 34: (james bond music here)the name's tim...Tim tim... 35: ha 36: don't mind him. he has cranky pants. 37: it has been recently discovered that tim is a Becky Magnet 38:No kidding. Two so far. 39: who knows what kind of devastaing effect this would have if he stumbled across...BECKYVILLE! 40-47:(GHHHAAAASP!) 48: he knits scarves for fun 49:no kidding. with multi-color stripeys. 50: he is not, and will never be, a ninja 51: Well, that would depend on your definition of a 'ninja' 52: if a ninja is someone who knits and yodels, then tim is a ninja 53: He keeps telling me he's a retard ninja. 54: A retard ninja, tim? 55:oh, retired. 56:and you're 94, too, right? 57:Wrong. 58:you are 15, and yo momma can prove it. 59: get this:BIRTH CERTIFICATES. 60: Oh, you made them up, to fool the enemy and nosy people like us? 61: yeah, right. 62:Well, if you are 94, WHERE ARE THE WRINKLES?!?!? 63:Oh, yeah, lemme guess. you drank an age altering potion. blah-blah-blah 64: He has a brother named Tyler...(hey look, a true fact!) | ||||||||||