Tim-tim-tim-tim-tim...let's start off by saying that he's cooler than Justin Timberlake...
Facts about Tim:
Lets see... oh yeah:
2:so do monkeys.
3:He has hair.
4:Okay, Okay, he knows more on that bass than "bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum" etc...
5:He's got more fruity!
6:Okay, so he doesn't...he wishes he did.
8:He's the cute one.
9:Hey, he said it first!
10: "cellophane...pink cellophane"
11: that had nothing to do with anything. ignore it
12: He makes big bucks.
13: He's empinada crazy!
14: (see fact#11)
15: boy, this is gettin' old...
16: like tim...you can call him "Gramps"
17: He loves that...
19: this just in: he wishes he were a ninja with a banjo on his knee.
20: He's a ladies man.
22:he's a three-timer!
23: he's magically delicious!
25: if you think this is lame, phone: 1-800-555-EAT POOPOO.
26: excuse my language.
27: if you are under seven years of age, you never saw that.
28: go kiss a kosher today.
29: Got Jew?
30: "a couch is a wonderful thing"
31: i agree.
32: unless it's one of those really hard ones.
33: MY couch is a wonderful thing...
34: (james bond music here)the name's tim...Tim tim...
36: don't mind him. he has cranky pants.
37: it has been recently discovered that tim is a Becky Magnet
38:No kidding. Two so far.
39: who knows what kind of devastaing effect this would have if he stumbled across...BECKYVILLE!
48: he knits scarves for fun
49:no kidding. with multi-color stripeys.
50: he is not, and will never be, a ninja
51: Well, that would depend on your definition of a 'ninja'
52: if a ninja is someone who knits and yodels, then tim is a ninja
53: He keeps telling me he's a retard ninja.
54: A retard ninja, tim?
56:and you're 94, too, right?
58:you are 15, and yo momma can prove it.
59: get this:BIRTH CERTIFICATES.
60: Oh, you made them up, to fool the enemy and nosy people like us?
61: yeah, right.
62:Well, if you are 94, WHERE ARE THE WRINKLES?!?!?
63:Oh, yeah, lemme guess. you drank an age altering potion. blah-blah-blah
64: He has a brother named Tyler...(hey look, a true fact!)